Long Island Anyone?

[spuffy_noelle]

Okay, I know I barely post and tonight I'm posting three in a row, but I just saw this and I thought it was funny. Not saying I'm anything like this (...yeah ok)

Yes "BRO" I Live on Long Island. I curse a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. And yes, it's a hero not a grinder, hoagie or sub. Two words...mother fucker. I don't go to the shore, I go to the beach. I drink cawfee and I love chawklit. I use tru and madd in all sentences. WICKED = WACK. Coming home at 4am is an early night and only the good ones end at a diner. I also know that 55mph really means 80 bitch. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger... and expect it. Don't get angry cause I tawk loud and sarcastically, I'm from Long Island and proud of it!

All of that's pretty true, except I hate the word WACK! Anyone else from Long Island (NEW YORK?)?

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[spikeslovebite.livejournal.com]

hell we talk like that and i live in Indiana LMAO